At this time I assumed it would be good to go over the 5 fundamental;… “punctuation” guidelines.
Bakers, listen.
Rule #1: Generally intervals, query marks, and exclamation factors are vital.
And so they normally go on the finish of the sentence.
(However what if it is not mine?)
Rule #2: Commas. Use them.
Except you really personal an ass quitter.
Additionally be aware that the phrase “comma” can generally sound like “karma.”
Simply FYI.
Rule #3: Apostrophe’s. Certain. Why not.
(And that is the FIXED model…)
Rule #4: When unsure, throw in some further exclamation marks.
What you lack in competency you may at all times make up for with enthusiasm.
Or, if you happen to’re REALLY confused, attempt some ellipses!
Eh?!
And at last:
Rule #5: Citation Marks Are For Sarcasm, NOT EMPHASIS.
If it helps, simply think about Dr. Evil saying the bit you place in quotes.
Yep, simply comply with these 5 easy guidelines, and you will be nice.
“Promise.”
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