Keep in mind when there was a dust-up over whether or not or not our astrology indicators have modified? Betrayal, bewilderment, boredom…there was a veritable gamut of feelings working wild.
Fortuitously, I’ve been assured that my not being a Taurus is whole bull. Whew! Nonetheless, only for enjoyable, let’s check out these “new” indicators and the way they may have modified our lives endlessly.
Or…not.
Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Capricorns are identified to be obedient and devoted. In case you ask a Capricorn to do one thing, you could be certain it will get finished…
…actually.
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Aquarius is represented by water, which inserts this signal’s artistic, “free move” character.
“That’ll be $28.95, please.”
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Pisces is an emotional but beneficiant signal. These selfless people will give till it hurts.
Or till they run out of room.
Aries: April 18 – Could 13
Very like their image the ram, Aries are fearless creatures. They forge boldly forward, letting no man, beast…
…or periwinkle border stand of their manner.
Taurus: Could 13- June 21
Taurus is an indication that by no means backs down. This cussed bull will stand her floor via all of life’s challenges.
“Look, the writing on the order type says ‘Blinday.’ END OF STORY.”
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Gemini is commonly of two minds, ready to select till the final minute.
When it is over she’ll know if she will write “blissful” or not.
Most cancers: July 20 – Aug. 10
Cancers are rooted up to now, residence and fireplace. You may belief a Most cancers to feed you, mom you, clear you, feed you, love you…
…and feed you.
After which perhaps eat you.
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Leos are very formidable – capturing for the celebs, taking up giant tasks, and generally getting in over their heads.
Or King Tut’s, because the case could also be.
Virgo: Sept. 16 – Oct. 30
You may all the time rely on the dependable Virgo to ship regular, constant outcomes.
That is extra of a advantage in the event that they know methods to spell.
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Libra has a transparent judgment of right and wrong, and is all the time a good and neutral choose. Nonetheless, Libra additionally craves communication and loves a possibility to show her intelligence.
Sure, thanks, Libra.
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Sharp-shooter Scorpio has no downside telling it like it’s. Scorpio is sincere, direct, and lays every thing out in black and white.
Scorpio is normally free most Saturday nights.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20
Nothing can decelerate a carefree Sagittarius. Her spontaneity and drive preserve issues enjoyable and fascinating:
…and likewise coated in SPRINKLES!!! Wheeee!
Wreckiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Wreckiuchus likes to cover in plain sight, usually going years earlier than revealing himself to these closest to him.
Some skeptics say Wreckiuchus does not really exist, however should you cross your eyes and stare actually arduous, we predict you will get the message.
The message being that you just look fairly foolish together with your eyes crossed, after all.
Due to Kailee M., Sarah C., Maggie B., Jinglei, Aaron, Jordan F., Niloufer R., Anony M., Heather & Mikki, Katie O., Elizabeth, Stina, & Valerie M., who ought to all look earlier than they leap, benefit from sudden windfalls, and discover new alternatives right this moment. After which perhaps purchase their favourite bloggers a snack. (We like Bugles.)
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These truffles are so unhealthy I really feel compelled to go away you with one thing fairly. So, BEHOLD:
Leafeal Zodiac Constellation Necklaces
OooOOoooh. Each is made with the corresponding birthstone, click on to see the remaining.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
