NOTE: These muffins could have been meant for youngsters, however the commentary isn’t. Double entendres forward!
Do you ever get the sensation that sure bakers are as much as some…er…monkey enterprise?
I believe this monkey lacks a sure…enchantment.
I imply, possibly it is simply me, however it looks as if some of right now’s wreckerators are getting downright…
…nutty.
(I had two totally different readers ship in two totally different footage of this cookie cake, btw. See?)
There’s one thing sort of superior about having a pair of images of a pair of…um…pink blobby issues.
(Swinging plums? Low riders? Crown jewels? Man tonsils? Pant Potatoes? Scroto Baggins? Okay, web, you have earned your maintain tonight.)
Oh, and I *assume* they have been going for a coronary heart. Possibly. And earlier than you ask, no, the baker shouldn’t be sacked, as a result of that is far too entertaining.
I am certain a few of it’s possible you’ll assume I am being unfair. Nicely, to not fear, wreckerators; you may get your day in courtroom.
Simply no dribbling, please.
There is a sure bakery chain (which shall proceed to Stay Anonymous) that has a quite curious carrot cake design. It seems like this:
You guys have despatched me a bunch of examples, so I can guarantee you: this actually is how the cake comes:
So my query is that this: if all of us sat round discussing the failings of this explicit design, would that make it a circle jerk?
[Bah-dum-BAH!]
And whereas I am being inquisitive, bakers, I’ve bought to ask: do your wrecks ALWAYS should seem like dongs?
o.0
Okay, by no means thoughts.
Please deliver the ding dongs again.
Due to Carrie C., Beth M., Rachael, Becca S., Nick D., Michelle W., & Richard for taking a agency stance on right now’s wrecks. And for the excuse to jot down “pants potatoes.”
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P.S. For some motive these appear applicable right now:
Wine Condoms
Don’t fret; they’re on your wine, not your wang. (Which actually must be their promoting jingle. CALL ME, WINE CONDOM PEOPLE.)
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
