PARENTAL NOTE: Finest maintain the little ones away at the moment. I feel that is principally protected for work, although. Principally. [evil grin]
I am sensing there is a story right here:
Simply me?
And I kinda love how this bakery advertises that they are 50 years outdated – so mature! so established! – RIGHT NEXT to their poop desserts:
Anybody else instantly “go” to this?
All of us are, Danny. WE ALL ARE.
(Additionally, can we discuss how intentional poop desserts do not look NEARLY as sh*tty because the unintentional ones? No? Allllllrighty then.)
Bakers, minions, makers and binions – we have been by this. Proper? I imply, I assumed I used to be *very* clear final time. Apparently this wants repeating, although, so right here goes.
Ahem hem hem.
UNICORNS DON’T HAVE DONGS ON THEIR HEADS.
Buck up, it is gonna be a bum-py experience.
I am beginning to suppose you guys are lacking the purpose on goal, simply so I am going to write extra of my superior “attractive” puns. And they’re superior. However nonetheless. Lower it out.
And talking of issues which are glad to see you, this is the one sort of troll you WANT on the web:
…aaaand this is how a baker trolls a Troll cake:
Oh.
Oh pricey.
Due to Laura H., Susan O., Anony M., & Anony T. for probably the most wonderful wreckporting.
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P.S. I really feel like I ought to apologize for this t-shirt, so… I am sorry.
Dinosaurs Eat Unicorns T-Shirt
Until you are laughing. In that case, you are welcome – and this is available in extra colours on the hyperlink. 🙂
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
