In honor of one of many best films of all time, I would prefer to let you know a narrative.
It is a story of the person in black:
Who could or could not appear like the Noid from these outdated Domino’s commercials.
And likewise an attractive princess:
It is a story of fencing and preventing,
of torture and despair,
“I’ve simply sucked one 12 months of your life away.
Now I would like a glass of milk.”
…of chases, escapes, and, after all, twoo wuv.
Also called “Twoo huv”
There’s additionally a subplot of a son avenging his father’s homicide.
“Hiya. My title is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Put together to… What’s this? A cake?”
“Oooh, are these cherries?
I imply, uh…
Put together to die.
And likewise go me that fork over there.”
Collectively, our heroes will defeat an evil prince, a wily Sicilian, a six-fingered man…
and, after all, Rodents Of Uncommon Measurement.
“Hello.”
“Btw, you might need to be careful for these popping noises. Belief me.”
Bye bye, Jennifer B., Emily M., Jefferey W., Colin & Jen, Jan Y., Jennifer W., Nicole V., Rysha M., & Melanie H.! Have enjoyable storming the fort!
Oh, and earlier than I am going: Anyone need a peanut?
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P.S. Or, if you would like the “official” retelling, there’s all the time this:
The Princess Bride, Deluxe Version Hardcover
It comprises 50 pretty full-page illustrations, however not a single anthropomorphic peanut. Sorry.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
