I do know they hold pushing again the retirement age, however this is ridiculous:
Worst. Retirement package deal. Ever.
Clearly this “celabrate” you communicate of refers to an exercise with which I’m unfamiliar.
Ever discover what a distinction an “e” could make?
Ouch.
Or the dearth of correct spacing?
Woohoo! Uric acid-induced arthritis! Yeah!
At first look I believed this subsequent cake stated “gobbles,” which you will need to admit would have been excellent on an edible child cake.
After all, in the event you say it quick sufficient this truly nearly sounds proper.
And, poof!
Identical to that, I acquired you all to say the phrase “Gobbless” below your breath.
BOW BEFORE YOUR PUPPET MASTER!
Bwah-ha-haa-haaa!!!
Ahem.
And at last, a reminder of the significance of commas:
“The primary 102rd mothers had been simply so-so, however quantity 103th? BINGO.”
Due to Bethany V., Clare P., Jason T., Angela L., Erin L., & Rachel M., and whoever first put an “rd” superscript over a quantity two. (Critically, simply attempt to pronounce “2rd” with out guffawing. Go on.)
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P.S. In case this put up wasn’t painful sufficient:
Exceptionally Dangerous Dad Jokes
There are quite a lot of “dad joke” books on the market, however this one has superior scores AND the phrase “spiffing” on the quilt, so it is a clear winner.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
