Are you bored with shopping for a particular dessert each Thanksgiving, solely to have your family and friends snarf all of it down earlier than you get a bit?
Then this 12 months, why not purchase:
The Cornucrapia
Leftovers Assured!™
That is proper, your native bakers have twisted the standard “Horn of Lots” into one thing MUCH much less appetizing! Simply select from any of those thrilling designs!
The Black Gap
The Smelly Slinky
The Mud Slide
The Twirly Turd
The Purge
The Litter of Runts
And that relentless greatest vendor:
The Depressing Vomitous Mass
(or Humperdink, for brief.)
Discover yours at a neighborhood wreckery at present!
Due to Kelly G., Sarah, Joanna C., Roni F., Jesse, Maureen S., and Dan W. for horning in on our Thanksgiving parade.
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For these of you with youngsters round the home this Thanksgiving, this is a enjoyable household learn:
The illustrations are implausible and it is particularly enjoyable to actual aloud:
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
