It is Resurrect Romance Week, minions, and I am right here to highschool you within the methods of wooing-with-cake.
Belief me, there are many methods you’ll be able to warmth issues up with a bit frosting, IF you understand what I imply. Eh? ::eyebrow waggle:: EH? ::elbow nudge::
Oh, whoops. Incorrect cake.
Grasp on.
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Aha! Right here we go:
As a result of nothing says, “My secret backyard is a HOOT” fairly like a plastic owl censor dot.
(Additionally there is a “self-rising flower” joke in right here SOMEWHERE, I simply comprehend it.)
Or, if you wish to be rather less refined about it:
“That is our state”? Suuuuure it’s, fellas. However solely generally, proper? Like, not when it is chilly?
(Oh, c’mon, have a look at these faces. They see it, too.)
Perhaps you are out there for one thing that tells your fundamental squeeze you are on this for the lengthy haul, however in a method that is much less sappy and extra serial-killer:
I would save this for AFTER your weekend get-away on the cabin, although. In any other case you will be chasing them by the woods with a chainsaw making an attempt to elucidate how the chainsaw is just for landscaping and all these bottles within the basement are simply ketchup, honey, sincere! …and it will be a complete factor.
In fact actions communicate louder than phrases, and there is no less than one motion I do know that is assured to have you ever howling for Romance week:
Yep, yep, yep. Good instances with a bag of frozen peas.
(That is imagined to say “boys,” btw, however you catch my non-drift.)
Due to Katie P., Pamela R., Anony M., Meghan C. & Stephanie C., who know that “frozen peas” joke is what separates the lads from the Bays.
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The “I Child You Not” shirt is my favourite:
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
