It is time for one more certainly one of our chats, bakers. You already know, those the place I give well-reasoned arguments for why you should not wreck issues, and also you utterly ignore me?
You are like my cats, solely armed with piping baggage as an alternative of hairballs.
No, Professor Fluffypants, no!
Nonetheless, so long as I preserve lecturing Suki and Eva on correct puke placement (“The tile! AIM FOR THE TILE!“) I’ll as properly preserve tilting at this explicit windmill.
SO… zebra stripes.
(By Sherry O)
These are zebra stripes, bakers.
Whereas these:
…are sperm.
I level this out as a result of numerous you appear to confuse the 2:
…and no person needs sperm on their birthday cake, you guys.
NOBODY.
Nope.
No, thanks.
Nuh-uh.
What the…?
OH COME ON.
(Who let Professor Fluffypants in right here?)
Backside line, bakers: subsequent time somebody asks for zebra stripes, DON’T USE BUTTERCREAM.
Use an airbrush as an alternative!
See?
MUUUUCH higher.
Because of Laurie P., Barb, Lauren M., Elizabeth, Amber G., Holly C., D’andra B., Courtney G., & Jana W. for displaying us what’s black and white and wrecked throughout.
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