Woohoo!! Nationwide Punctuation Day is coming!
what to do!
I stand corrected.
Bakers, opposite to well-liked perception, these curved thingies are not sideways “completely happy hugs” on your textual content; they’re parentheses. However I am going to make this straightforward for you: YOU WILL NEVER NEED PARENTHESES ON YOUR CAKES. So do not use them. Ever.
No, not even for a reputation in all caps.
And never for anniversaries, both.
Gosh. I wager “Mother” is admittedly feeling like a part of the household proper now.
Which brings me to my subsequent level:
STOP IT WITH THE QUOTATION MARKS ALREADY.
Why are these numbers in quotes? Are they euphemisms or one thing? Are these individuals not actually 13 and 59? And why does this maintain taking place, anyway?
Oh.
Due to Monica, Debb D., Tamara M., Alyssa V., Amy C., Rachel C., and Aurora C. for serving to me cowl parentheses and citation marks. Tomorrow: COLONS! (You may should test again to see which sort.)
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P.S. And this is the official t-shirt of Nationwide Punctuation Day:
Proof that educating can be entertaining!
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
