Usually I keep away from clichés just like the plague.
Nonetheless, in terms of shopping for a cake, typically you have to seize the bull by the horns.
(Simply do not seize the different finish.)
See, I am going to wager you {dollars} to donuts:
… that some of you’re going to get wrecks.
You could assume you have got all of your geese in a row:
(or possibly to be rowed…)
… however let’s face it: There is a good probability the baker’s …
… a poo ant in need of a picnic.
And so they would possibly get your cake …
… bass ackwards.
I imply, does a bear …
… sit within the woods?
(Aw, Pooh.)
😉
Look, you are in all probability by no means going to get the baker to eat crow:
So do not make a tempest in a teapot!
(Really, do not make something on this teapot.)
In any case, you’ve got nonetheless bought a cake, and possibly the supervisor will mark it down.
So reasonably than look a present horse within the, uh …
… gaping mouth nozzle of despair?
… simply take pleasure in your cake.
I believe Shakespeare put it greatest:
“That which they name a rose by every other title…
“… nonetheless appears to be like like meat.”
Because of Scott D., Deanna C., Laura M., Wolfie W., Anna M., Autumn J., Reba S., Jesea J., Lana H., and Maria V. for letting us have their muffins and browse them, too.
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P.S. If you happen to want a drink after these muffins, then I’ve JUST the sport for you:
“These Playing cards Will Get You Drunk” Celebration Sport
And since I’ve the structure of a dizzy squirrel, I suggest an alternate model the place as an alternative of ingesting we eat whoopie pies. Any seconds?
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
