Too usually I have been accused of creating you readers hungry with my regular parade of candy-coated misspellings and butchered bakery items.
Effectively, NO MORE!
Or at the very least not for as we speak.
Right here, I will ease you in slowly, in case you are mid coffee-sip:
That is your spleen…or probably an enormous tumor…on cupcakes.
Any questions?
I have been informed there aren’t any accidents in life; solely studying experiences. If that is true, then we’re all about to be taught one thing essential:
Some bakers get sick in the event you feed them too many mini-marshmallows.
Additionally, we’re not hungry. No, none of us. Now go away. Shoo.
Earlier than you ask, this “cake” was being served at a buffet restaurant, and no, that is not mould:
It simply appears to be like like mould. Thereby saving the institution actually dozens of {dollars} of their dessert funds, I am positive. (Jogs my memory of the restaurant with sweet sprinkles on their sushi rolls. Hey… do you assume it is the identical place?)
I am probably not positive what’s taking place in there, but it surely’s a protected guess you are not getting your little plastic purse again.
The tag on this subsequent one says, “Freshly made in retailer by our bakers.”
And thank goodness for that! There’s simply nothing worse than stale vomit from some manufacturing facility, am I proper?
Additionally…are these…olives? (Deep breaths, Jen…deep…breaths…)
Baker by day, retirement-center barber by evening?
EWWWWWWW.
Okay, I simply made MYSELF gag. Urg. And no, I do not know what the “hair” is admittedly. Let’s simply attempt not to consider it too exhausting, okay?
Hey, now, WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
Ah, effectively, don’t fret. Somebody’ll simply stick that on the clearance rack later.
You understand, as soon as it cools.
Because of Rob A., Emily F., Dani S., Andrea & Anne Marie, Mim & Vince, Lisa D., & Regina G. for the uplifting chucking expertise. Who’s hungry now, bee-yotches? HUH?
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For some cause this put up is simply calling out for butt-themed residence decor, do not you agree?
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
