Ahh, flip-flops. The quintessential, obligatory summer time footwear of summer-dwelling individuals who even have ft.
Look intently. You are about to overlook what these appear like.
Right here in Florida, you would be arduous pressed to search out an individual NOT sporting flip-flops proper now. That is as a result of we’re truly required to have a minimal of 6 pairs every, together with an annual move to Disney World, a full keg of OJ, and a sickly pale non-tan that helps us differentiate one another from the vacationers.
However, I digress.
Naturally, bakers are RIGHT ON TRACK with the floppy flip sole prepare:
By providing us noticed pickles.
(CHOOCHOO, MOFOS)
And lei-wearing bam-hammers.
And… uh… [reaching desperately] Pikachu smears?
And…
OH COME ON
[evil, deadpan glare]
Wrecky minions, it’s with solely the best horrified amusement that I announce the flip-flop CCC (patooie!) has formally warped past all recognition. I provide you with…
The Tadpole Ghosts of Flops Previous.
Relaxation in items, wrecky flops. Relaxation in items.
Due to Alexis H., Kris Ok., Rebecca Ok., Danielle H., Tina, & Zakiya P. for toeing the road.
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Y’all. These fish are flip-flops (fish-flops?), and persons are RAVING about them within the opinions, and I do not know what’s taking place anymore, and I am somewhat scared:
I really like that they go away “fishprints” as you stroll, although. Ha!
They arrive in 5 different colours, in case you need your fish footwear to be extra sensible. Which is a sentence I by no means imagined myself writing again in school.
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And since it’s a really related submit from my different weblog, Epbot: