Bakers, with Thanksgiving arising, I believe you want to see this.
This, my associates, is a turkey.
Now, I do know this comes as a shock. In spite of everything, you’ve got been lied to all these years! However then, how may you presumably have identified that turkeys truly DON’T all are available in cans?
Now that is what we name a “can-doo” angle!
The truth is, when you concentrate on it, it is actually solely pure to imagine a turkey with a head damage bleeds rainbows:
Or that child turkeys are cute sufficient to show even hardened carnivores into uncooked vegans:
“Please, sir, may you contemplate the tofurkey this 12 months? I hear it is beautiful with a little bit of quinoa.”
After all, a few of you selected to mannequin your turkeys on different issues.
Like flamingos…
Or your least favourite cousin…
Or, from the appears of issues, your final colonoscopy:
“Personally, I’ve taken a shine to the ‘frizzy fecal’ type.”
Nonetheless, the excellent news is you bakers have all the time identified precisely what a turkey seems like:
Actually, it is uncanny.
Because of Scott A., Kathryn S., Beth P., D.W., Dion H., Karen, & Mike B. for uplifting me to shout “gooble gooble!” at each garden flamingo I see. That is proper, neighbors, who’s the “delinquent recluse” now? Huh? HUH?!
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Have y’all tried nail wraps? They’re all the fad, my associates love them – however the model names value about $8 a set. I discovered this Fall assortment on Amazon with first rate evaluations, although, and also you get a dozen units for under $13:
Cuuuuute.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
