Joyful Thanksgiving, minions!
Because you won’t be hanging with household at present, I’ve determined to provide the reward that retains on giving: Turkey Poo-Wangs.
Tons and heaps of Turkey Poo-Wangs.
Ahh, however not simply ANY Turkey Poo-Wangs; at present I offer you Turkey Poo-Wangs that remind you of your loved ones members.
Was there numerous stiff competitors? In fact. Is that this kinda ballsy? Heck yeah. Will there be extra phallic jokes? Let’s discover out.
The Offended Poop-Head:
“Why is the rum all the time gone?!”
The “I am Making an attempt To Watch The Recreation In Right here!”
“Hold it down! I am unable to hear the rating!”
The Dazed And Confused:
“WHAT yr is it?!”
The “Is not it Great We’re All Right here Collectively?”
“Group hug!”
The Sarcastic One:
“Positive, Aunt Barb, I will get riiiight on engaged on my perspective.”
The “Please no one discover I am a Gingerbread Man.”
[uncomfortable, fidgety silence]
The Little Prick:
“MOM says I am particular. MOM says I can have all of the pie I need. MOO-OOOOM!!”
The “No person Speak To Me It is Been A Lengthy Day.”
“Simply… simply give him the pie, Barb.”
The Peace Maker:
“Now, Stu, I am positive you did not imply all [REDACTED] are silly… proper?”
And at last,
The “Ship Assist, Or At Least Extra Pie.”
Come one, get a grip, you guys. Day’s nearly via.
Due to Vanessa R., Elizabeth F., Jacqueline G., Erin F., Joyce J., Amy W., Subdo, Dimitra, Stephanie B., & Jason L. for recommending all of us Wang Chung tonight.
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