It is time to let sleeping canines lie, to seize the bull by the horns, and to perhaps depart the remainder of the animals out of this, ‘cuz now my cats are trying nervous.
Imitation is the sincerest type of flattery.
So clearly this baker hates you.
When life offers you lemons:
…ask life, “however what’s with the parsley?”
If the shoe matches…
…see your physician.
(I’ve heard of fallen arches earlier than, however yowie.)
This, too, shall move.
(AW YEAH DOUBLE PUN!!)
(Ahem)
If at first you do not succeed, attempt, attempt once more:
As a result of, in any case:
Apply makes good.
Good.
Due to Nathan J., Megan J., Phreedom, Howard G., Susan R., & Anony M. for going towards my specific needs and beating that lifeless horse. Will nobody consider the animals?!
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So there I used to be, laughing at how B-Day feels like bidet in my head and I puzzled if Amazon had something humorous and bidet associated and properly…
This has been a glimpse into the thoughts of john (the hubby of Jen).
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
