Somebody…
is watching:
However it’s not Santa.
He might be in your basement.
He might be in your room.
However more than likely…
HE’S IN YOUR BAKERY.
“Eating regimen soda? You understand how dangerous that stuff is for you?”
So run, run, run, as quick as you’ll be able to:
As a result of these snowmen:
are out
FOR BLOOD:
[Wilhelm scream]
There will be FIGHTS:
“Put ’em up, ya frosted flake!”
There will probably be PUNS:
“A-HA! Who’s disarmed now, bee-yotch??”
And HEADS will ROLL:
“Little assist right here?”
“We’ll chew your legs off!”
However largely…
there’ll…
be…
TERROR.
Not less than till the recent cocoa is prepared.
Then these suckers are goin’ DOWN.
Due to Adria P., Mark H., Anony M., Cheyenne A., Jessie T., Andi L., Vanessa M., Bethany S., Tom B., and Dyan B., who’re stockpiling flame throwers, simply in case. (And don’t be concerned, guys; I will carry the marshmallows!)
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I simply discovered essentially the most delightfully wacky reward: it is a build-your-own-snowman that slowly melts at room temperature, so you’ll be able to preserve rebuilding it time and again:
“Let It Soften!” Snowman Package
Make sure to browse the client images on this one, they seem to be a riot. 😛
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
