I’ll now illustrate the primary 7 levels of getting a sinus an infection… utilizing monkey truffles.
Like ya do.
Stage 1) Hey, my head sort of hurts – however I am certain the whole lot’s fiiiiiine.
Watch me do some unbelievable leg stretches!
Stage 2) Wow, this headache is getting notably stabby.
…very similar to this banana.
Stage 3) I by no means knew eyebrows might scream.
Stage 4) I can not hear you. Are there cupcakes stuffed in my ears? It seems like there are cupcakes stuffed in my ears. Big ones. With glass shard sprinkles.
I will simply smile and nod when folks discuss any more.
Stage 5) MY HEAD IS FILLED WITH CONCRETE AND EVERYTHING HURTS DON’T TALK TO ME DON’T LOOK AT ME JUST BRING ME MORE HOT TEA ARRRRGNNNGGGRAAAAAAAR!
Stage 6)
[sound of a menthol vaporizer chugging steam while Star Trek reruns play in the background]
[…..]
Drooly, a vacant stare, & closely medicated.
Yep, appears to be like about proper.
Due to Anony M., Donna L., Sue S., Ellen M., Alison S., & Angela J. I will inform ya what stage 7 is as soon as I get there, guys.
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