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Generally bakers prefer to stretch themselves by making uncommon object muffins. You realize, stuff you do not often see made into cake. On a regular basis issues. Mundane issues.

Silly issues.

Like this tiny broom.

 

And bikini bottoms:

JUST the bikini bottoms.

(A part of me needs to imagine it is a Spongebob cake gone unsuitable.)

 

And this… tree?

As a result of once I suppose “festive get together meals,” my first thought is, “I dunno, perhaps a tree?”

 

Some conjoined pencils:

It is like these snap-and-share Popsicles, solely ugly and tougher to eat.

 

After I flip 44 I hope somebody will get me a complicated child bathe cake:

Full with lil’ poo pile.

(It is a key. How do I do know? YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.)
(Additionally Julie informed me.)

 

And at last, there’s this tall drink of water:

Which might be actually boring if it weren’t for the… captured tadpole.
(Sure, we’re calling it a tadpole.)

Ahem.

Sooo, yeah. Option to stretch yourselves, bakers!

NOW STOP IT.

 

Because of Megan J., Heather F., Okay.B., Kathy B., Julie, & Leslie, who claims that “tadpole” rings a bell. [head tilt] Nope, I do not see it.

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