October is Breast Most cancers Consciousness month, bakers, which implies it is time to slap pink icing ribbons on all the pieces, together with final month’s leftover cookies:
Professional Tip: When licking icing off your show cookies, attempt to be extra thorough. In any other case folks would possibly begin asking questions.
It additionally implies that each October birthday is now not simply a birthday:
It is a “Flappy Beiast Awaranistsy” Birthday!
Plus, what higher time is there to interrupt out the ol’ “Ring o’ Stomachs” icing border?
NO TIME, that is when.
After all, since even the easy ribbon loop is past many bakers’ talent set, you would possibly wish to cheat a bit through the use of sweet molds:
Professional Tip: these additionally work nice for bachelorette events.
Or possibly persist with a single ribbon and simply one misspelled phrase:
G, I love your restraint.
Or how a few easy, inspiring inscription? You understand, one thing about hope, and power, and dealing in the direction of a treatment?
Or a confusingly miserable sentiment that makes much less and fewer sense the extra you consider it?
As a result of after I bear in mind a painful loss, the very first thing I wish to do – I imply, AFTER celebrating the truth that I simply remembered my painful loss – is eat an enormous cookie cake.
[sigh]
Inform you what, bakers, possibly we must always simply return to the ribbons.
Good.
Because of Sarah A., Gia E., Crystal A., Jen P., Anony M., Michelle T., & Leslie P. for maintaining us abreast of the scenario. TTFN, girls!
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P.S. Wish to rejoice Breast Most cancers Consciousness within the spirit of the spooky season? Then permit me to current the best October t-shirt of all time:
Extra colours and cuts on the hyperlink, although sadly it does NOT are available in pink. BOO.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
