With commencement season over, you may be tempted to revel within the heady hopes of a brighter tomorrow, what with all these freshly educated, newly degreed youngins descending upon our workforce and all.
I am right here to repair all that.
This cake was alleged to say – I child you not – “It is a lady.”
That apostrophe placement can be haunting my desires tonight.
In fact, it is also attainable to get the spelling and punctuation excellent, whereas nonetheless fully lacking the purpose:
Granted, this might be a “he stated, she stated” difficulty.
Hey, bear in mind when preschoolers had been taught to place the sq. blocks within the sq. holes, and the spherical blocks within the spherical holes?
Do they not try this anymore?
For some purpose I am getting the sensation that is alleged to be a base”ball.” Odd.
And keep in mind that toy with the pull string that advised you what the canine says?
Do they not have these anymore, both?
Wait. Is {that a} cat?
Okay, now I am actually confused.
Nonetheless, I assume we will take consolation in realizing that these wreckerators will not at all times be wreckerators:
Finally they will get promoted to administration.
Due to Becky A., Jane R., Stacey S., Jennifer V., & Alissa P., who need to ask that worker within the background, “Hey, why the lengthy face?”
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
