“Welcome to the Okay. Krex Analysis Middle! Please have a seat, and we’ll start the examination.
[consulting clipboard] “Okay, let’s begin by having you cowl your left eye and spell out the highest line right here.”
“Uhhh…. M. d. W. 2. Okay. 1. O?”
“Good. Now go forward and skim me the underside phrase right here.”
“Oh man, that is powerful. Um…matheridby?”
“Good, good. Now, please cowl your proper eye and spell out the letters on the underside line right here.”
“N… O… T.. T.. P.. P.. L.. B.. S.. S.. S.. S.. L?”
[writing on clipboard] “Mmmhmm. Now, kindly learn this for me:”
{squinting} “Uhhh…. Is that even English?”
“Wonderful. Shifting on, now I will change the lenses over your eye. Inform me which is extra in focus:
“Primary…
“…or quantity two?”
“Gosh, I do not know. They give the impression of being about the identical.”
“I see. Okay, for our remaining take a look at, let’s have you ever placed on these glasses and check out studying these:”
“Joyful….Bir….um… I do not know what that claims.”
“And I would somewhat not say that one out loud.”
“Oh! That is the artist previously often known as Prince, proper?”
“Properly completed. And congratulations – you are employed! Listed below are your apron and piping luggage, and you may decide up your spools of ribbon and plastic flotsam within the morning. Now, go make us proud!
“And a bunch of cupcake truffles.”
Because of Brandon D., Rosie, Melissa M., Becky, Rebecca M., Sara B., Judy R., Abby M., and Grace N. for the eye-openers.
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