Let’s face it, bakers: turkeys look foolish.
Actual turkeys, I imply.
SO SILLY.
So in that spirit, why NOT make your turkey muffins seem like a snake on a Mexican poncho?
Or a volcano with a hen beak?
Or a ruffled… er…
[long pause]
[gratuitous side-eye]
…ornamental… pillow.
Yeeeah.
I imply, on the one hand, bakers, that is totally ridiculous. Have you ever seen an actual turkey’s head? It is not even brown.
However however, when else do you get as an example an indignant little poop being attacked by technicolor leeches?
By no means, that is when.
So I say… [cranks up America the Beautiful]… GO FOR IT, bakers.
Embrace the ridiculous!
Stretch these legs!
Unfold-eagle that turkey!
Something goes!!
[record screeches to a halt]
Besides this.
THIS IS A NO-GO, BAKERS.
Because of Heather M., Stieg, Laura B., Sandy F., Dave & Alison, DeLoris N., & Morgan R. for making us all do a triple-take. (Nonetheless fairly positive these ARE alleged to be turkeys, although.)
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And it’s obtained nothing to do with turkeys however I simply purchased these sun shades and I like them a lot I can’t even:
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