What do you get whenever you go right into a Mexican bakery, the place they converse English, and ask them – in Spanish – to put in writing “Completely satisfied Birthday” in English?
I imply, in addition to confused.
You get this:
Which, if I keep in mind my 1st grade Spanish, means “The Completely satisfied Complaining Eagles.”
Wait.
I took French.
[Googling]
Ah. “Completely satisfied Birthday English!” I assume that does make extra sense.
Or…
What do you get whenever you go right into a Chinese language bakery and ask them to put in writing “Congratulations Ian!” in each English and Chinese language?
You get some reeeally enthusiastic “Englrsh chunese”, that is what.
Hey, I am truly beginning to really feel a bit higher about U.S. bakeries! Perhaps we’re not the one wreckerators on the market. Perhaps there are locations even worse off within the wreckage division!
By no means thoughts. Feeling’s gone.
Due to our wrecky ambassadors Chris L., Mary S., and Kendra P. for fostering worldwide unity. In wrecks.
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P.S. This is a (hilarious) reminder that English is nearly as complicated as these muffins:
P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Guide Ever
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
