The arrival of a brand new child is normally a time of pleasure and celebration.
Er…normally.
“Nicely, the stork was busy, so we figured we might simply chuck the lil’ tyke out round 30,000 toes. Why? Is that an issue?”
You already know, persons are all the time speaking concerning the candy little toes and fingers and stuff, however you wish to know the CUTEST half?
“Jus’ wookit dat widdle ootsey wootsey skulley wulley!”
“Hey, anybody else suppose Julie’s trying a bit tense immediately?”
“It is all downhill from right here, child.
“MWUAH-HA-HA-HAAA!!”
Ahem.
“We name this one the ‘Tub of Love:'”
“What do you imply, you are not supposed to place infants in full bathtubs?
“Okay, okay, FINE.”
[splashing]
[thump]
“Higher?”
Because of Elizabeth S., Marisa T., Anne J., Emily L., & Jilissa Okay. for throwing up the child with the tub water.
Oh, throw OUT?
Um… positive, okay, thanks for that, too.
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P.S., See, now HERE’S a cute concept for a child bathe:
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
