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Not-So-Frozen Cupcakes:

As a result of some persons are value melting for?

[bah dum CHA!]

 

Chris And The Untouchable Footwear:

It really took me a minute to comprehend what this was supposed to say.
Now I really feel so… empty.
#ThatWasAHint
#NoticeTheLackOfShoePuns
#StraightLaced
#OkJustOne
#NoIDontKnowWhatVOTBSIs
#WhyAmIUsingHashTagsThisIsntTwitter

 

A grocery chain that shall not be named is doing a giant Monopoly-themed promotion this month, so naturally, they’d their bakers break open a recreation of Monopoly… and do that:

Mmm, Crisco-soaked paper.

(Don’t move “GO,” don’t accumulate $200.

JUST GO TO JAIL.)

 

Talking of previous board video games, it is fairly clear this subsequent baker would not…

[sunglasses]

HAVE A CLUE.

 

Phrases can’t describe the wild hope that seized my coronary heart once I noticed this cake:

…however sadly, I do not suppose that is the baker’s precise bank card quantity.

Dangit.

 

Because of Aeron B., Cheree G., Jefferson L., Michelle R., & Tom S., who is aware of the one approach to cease a charging baker… is to really feel their footwear.

*****

I do know I am a few years late on this, however do you know there is a Downton Abbey model of Clue?!

Clue: Downton Abbey Version

As an alternative of homicide weapons this model comes with tokens of things that have been stolen, together with a pocket watch, bow tie, and “lavender loaf.” POSH POSH.

*****

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